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I Said It 7-14-17: Seguin, Sandoval, and Sale

By Producer Alex

Happy Bastille Day! What’s that? Yeah, I don’t know what that means either. It just sounded cool. Okay, here we go.

 

  • Remember when Ben Cherington paid Pablo Sandoval, Rusney Castillo, and Allen Craig a total of $195 million altogether? Meanwhile, the entire GDP of the Marshall Islands is $191 million… So we could’ve just bought the goddamn Marshall Islands (and probably got more for our money).

 

  • Steven Gostkowski refuses to reveal what song he likes to sing in his head before taking kicks. That’s fine with me, as long as it’s not Justin Bieber.

 

  • Chris Sale started the MLB All-Star Game and the AL only scored 2 runs. What is it with this guy? Even the best players in the league can barely give him enough run support… 

Man, these are some angry jokes. I should take a vacation.

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Hudson joins the crew as the newest member and contributor to Patriots Platform. He has moved all over the united states and has worked in the broadcast journalism industry since the age of twelve. He is most certainly a die hard sports fan and his goal is to one day be the voice and face of ESPN.

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