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I Said It 5-20-17: Sexy Brady and Celtics

By Producer Alex

I’m a little late on this one, but then again, considering the Celtics never even showed up to Game Two, I think I’m doing pretty okay…

We’re going edgy today, mostly to boost readership and start ugly fights in the comments section. Seriously, let ‘er rip for me.

  • Blue Jays CF Kevin Pillar got suspended for two games because he shouted a homophobic slur at another player… If I tell him to quit acting like a fa***t can I get two days off too? 

  • TB12 did a sexy photo shoot as a new representative for Aston Martin… Not quite “Candy-O,” but it’ll do the trick if ya know what I mean… Kevin Pillar wouldn’t like me for saying that. 

  • Tim Tebow accidentally drilled a guy in the nuts with an errant throw. He still can’t complete a pass, eh? 

  • The Celtics have dug themselves a 2-0 hole that looks almost as insurmountable as my student debt… 

Now please, call me something stupid in the comments section and let the fun begin…

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Hudson joins the crew as the newest member and contributor to Patriots Platform. He has moved all over the united states and has worked in the broadcast journalism industry since the age of twelve. He is most certainly a die hard sports fan and his goal is to one day be the voice and face of ESPN.

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