Good morning, if you consider 2:30 a.m. to be the morning. It’s okay though, the editors won’t get to this until you’re awake anyways. If they even bother to read my stuff at all…
- New NFL draft pick Jordan Leggett said this on Twitter a few days ago: “Can someone make an edit of me in a pats jersey so I can put it on the gram?” (Here’s the proof he really said it). That seems like a decent request until you realize that he was drafted by the Jets… They can’t even make their own players hate the Patriots.
- The Mets dropped a sloppy 23-5 loss to the Nationals and led to a viral video in which a young child says “This team is an absolute f*****’ joke!” They sure do raise ’em right in New York.
- Can I mention that I’m excited for a new season of “Ancient Aliens”? Everything in that show is still more believable than when they tell us David Price will be back soon.
- A few Golden State Warriors players made comments recently about how they’d rather not go to Utah to play the Jazz, because the nightlife in Utah is terrible. True. One Jazz player actually offered to drive them back to LA in between games — a true example of chivalry in the modern day.