I Said It 4-23-17: Patriots and Providence

By Producer Alex

I took time out of my Earth Day to write this garbage… er, I mean, this RECYCLING. Ha. Here are the jokes:

  • The Patriots went to the White House on Wednesday… or at least, most of them did. Brady had better things to do… Like Gisele. 
  • President Trump said that Bill Belichick is a “special man.” I concur. Belichick reportedly grunted quietly in approval, no change in his facial expression. 
  • And the Patriots’ Twitter page attacked the New York Times after the Times took a photo out of context and used it to make fun of the ceremony’s attendance. Savage. Looks like Trump taught them well. 
  • Meanwhile, the Providence Bruins have been performing well against Ottawa in the playoffs… Maybe in a couple of years, we’ll have a real shot at the Cup…


That last one wasn’t even a joke, that was just sad. Sort of like my life!

About Caleb Hudson (43 Articles)
Hudson joins the crew as the newest member and contributor to Patriots Platform. He has moved all over the united states and has worked in the broadcast journalism industry since the age of twelve. He is most certainly a die hard sports fan and his goal is to one day be the voice and face of ESPN.

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