I Said It 4-6-17: Capitals and Kaepernick
By Producer Alex
Oh, another day, another batch of politically-ambiguous sports jokes.
- The Washington Capitals won the President’s Trophy. Now they’re the second team aided by Russians — Alex Ovechkin, that is — to win anything presidential in Washington.
Petition to refer to the new Bruins prospect Jacob Forsbacka Karlsson as simply “JFK”… And here’s to hoping his career lasts longer than the previous JFK’s term…
A girl from Romania made the news for selling her virginity for $2.5 million. That’s more money for 15 minutes of action than Mookie Betts makes in a year… And now I guess she’s scored more times than Mookie this season, but I digress.
- The Cleveland Browns are on the hunt for a new QB, but not even the desperate free agent Colin Kaepernick wants the job. Better to be unemployed than to be a Cleveland Brown.